Wednesday, July 31, 2013

炮声轰轰

最近看了友人的文章,觉得写法不错,因此有意效仿,贻笑大方还请多多指教。

#1

在有一个森林里,美其名hujan tropika,即是热带雨林,住着各种动物,动物之王老虎常自称自己地盘拥有各种类型的动物,常到亚尔逊森林或非洲草原跟诸强面会之时引以为荣。

最近,老虎大王想要落实教育发展大绿图,旨在提升动物们的教育素质,进而加强教育水平能与其他地方媲美。看好哦,是与其他地方媲美哦哈哈
纲要包括:
1)逐渐增加老虎语的课程,想要各种动物学习老虎语,并减少自己语言的学习范围,以后会发生如兔子吼叫,老鼠抓人等的离奇事件。

奇怪的是,一方面却在高等学府等设立固打制,限制自己地盘的人才就读。
许多猴子,小羊每天上报,投诉申请不到学府就读。
而许多披着羊皮的狼却得过且过顺利入读?
相信不久之后的将来,该森林的教育素质肯定能够借此提升哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

*看后评:当一个国家领袖对自己的国民实行双重标准,只能说这个国家永远只能固步自封,永远不能进步。
*请别小看兔子,老鼠们的能力,他们虽然弱小,仍会誓死捍卫自己的母语。要知道,一根稻草就能压死骆驼。

#2
森林里轰轰列列的。
因为有部电影即将上映,电影内容涉及侏罗纪时代时恐龙如何控制森林及各动物间的抗争等等。
被勒令重新检讨后才能上映。
举世哗然。
理由是 ——— 题材敏感。
另外有部类似的电影即将播放,题材相似不过所针对的角色相左。
却没被禁播。

*神经病,侏罗纪都已经过去那么久了,还在怕恐龙复生?
*又是双重标准,后果自负。
*历史是历史,如果一方连面对历史的勇气都没有,只能说你实在食古不化,永远是个失败者。





Monday, July 22, 2013

YEAH HOLIDAY STARTSSSS~~

hahahaha.. really damn gan jeong when I went for the external paper - exam P just now.
as all of you might know, I failed once and it really exerts a lot of pressure upon my shoulder.
XD
spent my 2 hours+ waiting for the exam (no available seats) and finished 1 hour before the due-time LOL
goyang kaki inside =P
yeah xDD

胜不骄,败不馁!
上次的失败,我这次引以为戒。
果然皇天不负有心人!LOL
anyway happyyyy laaarrrrr xD

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

minions fever

Seriously, I don't know what is so special about these minions until everyone queue for them for few hours in midnight and showing off in facebook. Sorry if you are reading this and sorry if you are one of my friends if my words have offended you.


Yet, I still need to say, yes, for me, you are only showing how immature you are. I am not saying you cannot buy these minions, but to queue for it in midnight and for few hours is just ridiculous and at the same time I am pretty sure you are going to neglect those bananas within 1 month after the fever ebb.


For me, I don't see any cuteness in the minions which could grab my attention. As for me, it's just a banana with 3 hairs on the top. (is just a personal view)


During my childhood time, McD used to promote happy meal with hello kitty too. People that time are being rational. The first intention they go McD is to quench their hunger, then they find the Hello Kitty way too attractive, then they buy it. Well, this is totally normal.
Nowadays, people go McD just for the minions?


Famine 30 had just passed.
There are billions of people starving, struggling for food whole around the world, while teenagers in M'sia spending their money on some items which food comes along as some sort of 'by-product'. I have no idea how the people who bought a trolley of the minions are going to finish their burger.
This is absolutely and thoroughly absurd for me.


Guys and gals, you dont need these items. Children should be the main target group of this promotion.
The minions are not meant for you.
Imagine how the children are going to be disappointed when they are told that the minions are out of stock.
Imagine when you were one of them.


If your energy and time knows no bound, please read more newspaper and study more. Our country is now facing a lot of problems.
Ethnic relationship, unfair treat from government.. etc.. if everyone who queue for the minions could fully utilise their spirits in asserting some of the issues, there wont be so many photos of 4A's students flooding newspaper everyday recently.


Well, it's just my personal view.
It's your freedom to buy something anyway, I couldn't deny it.
Just to hope that my essays could trigger you to think twice before buying the HAPPY MEALS (so called happy meal because it is for children), and hope to reduce the amount of minions you are going to purchase (from 10 to 5 etc), then I would be very happy already =)
PEACE

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

——————九家之书————

刚睡了一个他妈的长觉,8点吃完晚餐倒在床上到现在(11点多)
原本打算 9 点起床读书,well... okay
=__=||
可能是自然反应,身体听到要读书自然而然转去冬眠模式 LOL
很 pek cek 的同时,不要紧
起床了得到的不是温暖的问候,而是冷冰冰的怪罪。 =)
唠叨完了,进入正题吧

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九家之书

传说中千年神兽想要成为人类时所需的“秘籍”。

不管是九月灵那荡气回肠的爱情,还是崔江置那清清纯纯的爱情,都让人感动满分 T.T
不是很喜欢结局,理想中的结局是男主与女主能够在一起吧,而不是到了几百年后以不一样的人再见。=(

人性的多元在这套戏被彻底放大。
崔江置身为一个非人类的角度来看待这个世界。
这个世界从以前到现在,不就都是这样残酷的么?
而每一个人仍然活着,是因为每个人都有着自己活着的理由。
就算残酷的世界带来的是不幸,些许朋友间,爱人间,家人间的温情,就能驱之而去。
融入了不少笑点在悲伤的情节里头,哈哈,所代表的就是这个意思吧,无论如何悲伤,都要欢笑 ^__^

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突然超级喜欢 MISS A 的秀智!
哈哈哈!
被封为“国民初恋”的她确实拥有一些初恋般的感觉
纯纯的脸,一点点的兔牙,哈哈哈~~
她超级可爱的啦啦啦啦 >__<